Me: I'm a bad bitch! I don't take shit from anyone! I'm not nice!
Also me: well I can't just leave this cart in the middle of the parking lot. I have to take it to the cart return. I'm not an animal. Those employees work hard.
(Source: danger, via mercury)
imanes:
studies show that I literally did not ask
(via ghoulbeanz)
mentally-unstable-like-a-fox:
owlmylove:
doable-likeart:
bloglikeanegyptian:
MY DAD’S DOG IS SCARED OF THE PUPPIES
HOW MANY DOGS AND PUPPIES ARE IN THIS VIDEO
*slams fist on table* NOW THIS IS MY KIND OF CONTENT
Me when my friends ask me to babysit
(via joshpeck)